Monday, November 17, 2014

My first anti-Brian Kelly blog ever, hopefully the last.

The last two weeks of college football have been an absolute mess for my personal fanhood. My two schools Nebraska and Notre Dame have had their seasons crumble from promise to secondary bowl game bids at best. I am not going to talk about how bad Nebraska played because all of my friends and family told me to not even watch the DVR'ed game. What I am going to talk about is the Notre Dame/Northwestern game I witnessed first hand in Notre Dame stadium yesterday. On the surface it shouldn't surprise me, since my time as a graduate student at Notre Dame I have personally seen the Irish lose many heartbreaking games in that stadium. From overtime losses to Michigan St, Pittsburgh, and Navy, ridiculous losses to Syracuse, UConn, and Tulsa, to the "Bush-Push" vs USC. In my opinion yesterday's loss is the worst of all of those because I put it squarely on Brian Kelly. Over the years I have become a bit more realistic about my expectations for the Notre Dame football, I no longer hold on to those childhood fantasies of Notre Dame going undefeated like so many others. The fact is before the season started, everyone knew the defense was young and the players returning such as Matthais Farley were not more talented than the younger players. In fact, ND has 1 SR listed number one on the depth chart, Cody Riggs, and he's been on campus for 5 months only after transferring from Florida as a 5th year. Notre Dame has 10 underclassmen getting significant playing time, so the early season success was a mirage. The problem with the loss against Northwestern was the abysmal play-calling of Brian Kelly.

Notre Dame has 3 talented runningbacks and it has become pretty apparent that Tarean Folston is Brian Kelly's favorite. Northwestern is 71st in the NCAA in rushing defense, and 52nd against the pass, so Notre Dame obviously is going to come out running the ball.. right? Oh no let's start chucking it on 3 straight plays. Luckily ND picked up a 3rd and 10. ND ran a read option that Golson took 61 yards.. maybe that'll get them running the ball again. Nope, Notre Dame continued to throw the ball at an alarming rate. The best drive the Irish had all game was in the 2nd quarter where they ran the ball 6 consecutive plays and ended the drive with a TD pass to a wide open Will Fuller.

The complete lack of adjustments from Brian Kelly is probably where I have the biggest issue. Golson started the game 5-13 passing with an INT. In this offense that is predicated on timing routes that's pathetic, and it was clear to everyone watching that game that Golson didn't have it. In baseball, if your pitcher is getting his curveball hit all over the place after 2 innings, you sure as hell don't keep throwing curveballs. Yet Kelly kept with his "throw the ball at all costs" attitude when Folston was averaging 5 yards a carry and ND's defense struggling. I am still baffled that Greg Bryant doesn't see the field at all. I feel like he must be terrible in practice or something for Kelly to trust running the ball with Chris Brown as much as he does with a top recruit like Bryant. In the last 5 games Greg Bryant has 6 carries. I am not saying he needs 15 a game, but the fact he's getting less than 2 a game is absurd. Especially when the other running back getting any carries is Cam McDaniel who might as well be a 1980s Big Ten RB, 3 yards and cloud of rubber pellets via field turf. You know what they say about Cam McDaniel, if you need 3 yards, he'll get you 3 yards, if you need 5 yards, he'll get you 3 yards. Bryant can be the change of pace back for Folston, but he seems to be in the Brian Kelly doghouse to the demise of the offense.  If Bryant isn't your guy, then put Carlisle back there, he is a natural runningback, and it's not like anyone is throwing him the ball. He's had 8 catches in the last 9 games, and 1 TD which was on a blown coverage by ASU where no one was within 10 yards of him. At the end of the night, ND had run 40 times (including Golson none designed scrambles) and thrown 40 times, only completing 21. That run/pass number should have been more like 30/50 if the correct adjustments were made.

Then there were the "what just happened" moments from Brian Kelly. Such as running a jet sweep with Chris Brown from inside the 10, in which he was so excited he might be able to score for only the 3rd time in his career (also known as Saturday for Will Fuller) he dropped the ball and cost ND at least 3 points, with the caveat being Brindza being able to actually make a FG or a holder getting the ball correctly. You really feel like putting the ball in Chris Brown's hands on a running play is the best option? Really Brian? Then the fact Notre Dame called a timeout on an extra point up 11 (a TD, a 2 point conversion, and FG lead) to go for 2 instead of making it a 12 point game where the opponent has to score 2 TDs to have any chance, is some next level Les Miles idiocy. The fact that even in the post-game press conference he didn't really get why it was horrible makes me think someone slipped him an ambien pre-game. Seriously did Mike Greenberg get to him?

I'll finish my anti-Brian Kelly rant with this, I like Brian Kelly, I wanted Notre Dame to hire him before they did, I was sick of the Davie-Willingham-Weis era of Notre Dame football where we were hiring coaches with very little to no track record of head coaching. This is why watching that game on Saturday made me so angry, because I supported this guy through all of the problems, and there were quite a bit if you remember 2010 and 2011. I am not going to be one of these unrealistic fans that wants Brian Kelly and VanGorder fired like the miserable 55 year old next me at the game on Saturday. I just want our coaches to hold themselves just as accountable for their decision making as they do their players. This defense is young, inexperienced, and getting worn down, they are asking a lot out of so many 18-20 year olds. It's on the offense and Brian Kelly in particular to skew his game-plan around protecting that defense. If he doesn't this team will be 7-5. Go Irish. 

Saturday, November 8, 2014

November 8th, 2014 Running Diary

I have absolutely nothing to do today, so I thought "It'd be fun to document today's action as it's happening in my blog." This will be updated numerous times during the day, and it might get kind of R-rated, because that's just the kind of person I am.

Noon et

I have Iowa at Minnesota on currently. Iowa takes no time at all to march down the field on the Golden Gophers and get a TD on a 3rd down run by Weisman. This is a monster game for both teams to keep pace in the West Division. However, don't tell Minnesota's #31 that, as he seems to have no interest in chiming in on this tackle.

Minnesota takes no time in counter-punching and we are tied at 7. This game is setting up to be a back and forth battle. Someone is gonna have to earn that ugly ass trophy of a pig.

Baylor going on 4th down, OU runs 2 really fat slow people off the field. If this was last year, Baylor would have been allowed to go at their pace. That was a perfect example of how this "allowed to substitute" rule has really hampered teams that play with pace. Timeout Baylor as a result.

We come back from commercial and Joey Harrington immediately annoys everyone with his commentary. WOW, then Oklahoma gets an illegal substitution... HOW?!?! It was after a timeout.

On 3rd down, Bryce Petty shit his pants and gets sacked by 5 guys at once. FG is good.. Baylor doesn't kick FGs.

Trevor Knight going airborne, and every OU fan's hearts stopped for a half a second.

And OU capitalizes with a TD. 7-3 Boomer Sooners.

Back to Minnesota, and they are knocking on the door in teh 2nd quarter to go up on Iowa. Well, nevermind they do take a 14-7 lead because somehow this is a TD, even after review.
OU gets another 3rd down TD from Knight. Baylor down 14-3 and getting pressured. Why hasn't anyone realized before now that pressuring Petty and jamming WRs is the way to go versus this offense.

Wow, absolutely great catch by Minnesota to keep the drive alive and almost into Iowa territory.
Minnesota strikes again, and Iowa is on the ropes. 21-7.

Why the hell is Ole Miss playing Prysbeterian? Get the F out of here SEC and your stupid ass Nov. non-conference cupcakes.

Great play by Baylor to get a pick and almost a #picksix as ESPN likes to put it. I think he was in, but under review. This game is going to be played in the 40s at least. If Joey Harrington wasn't the color guy for this game, I'd be loving it. Momentum swinging every which way. Call stands 1st and G for Baylor at the 1, easy TD, we got 31 points in 20 minutes. We are staring at 90!!! Keep scoring fools!

This is a Minnesota ass whooping... DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. I thought they could win, but how is this game so one-sided?

About to just keep the channel on Fox Sports 1 because Oklahoma is already in the redzone. Trevor Knight is crying for a penalty already. Dude don't run if you don't want to get hit.

Joey Harrington explaining the hard count.. because it's our first game we've ever watched.

FG is no good for Oklahoma and Baylor is looking to seize control here in the 2nd quarter, killer for Boomer Sooner.

I really hope Nebraska and Tim Beck's moron ass is taking notes on how to beat the Iowa defense.. Minnesota is killing Iowa on the edge. Now on Black Friday when Nebraska runs between the tackles 12 plays in a row, maybe people will think, "Maybe he isn't the best O-coordinator"

With that being said, Nebraska is going to have to tackle on the edges with their DBs vs this Minnesota team in 2 weeks
What the hell is up with Jerry Kill's face?

Minnesota is just taking Iowa to the woodshed... This game is becoming unwatchable. 35-7.

Oklahoma is back to playing soft on Baylor WRs... this is why Petty is just marching them down the field. Baylor's slants might as well be hand-offs, they can do this all day. 

Baylor punches it in again, 24-14, This is nowhere near over.. buckle up. 

2:12pm et

Iowa really just should walk that stupid bronze pig over to the other sideline now. 42-7. Thanks for visiting Minneapolis. 

These early games are getting ridiculous... I might as well get mentally ready for the ND v ASU at this point. If Oklahoma gives a TD here to Baylor to go down 24, you can put a nail in their coffin. 

BALL EFFING GAME Baylor

330pm et

Well the morning games sucked. Now to my main course of the day, ND at Arizona St. 

ND defense gets a stop, then has a great drive going, before the 18th blitz in a row gets to Golson, who on cue on the first drive fumbles, luckily no one seems to have seen the ball and ND gets it back. Kyle Brindza who, I swear, is better from outside 40 than he is from inside of it, nails a 45 yarder by a day and a half. 3-0 Notre Dame. I think I am going to need to start boozing now. 

I'd get excited about A&M being up 14 if I thought there was any chance it would last. 

I am going to fucking punch Spielman in the fucking face, this assclown hasn't said one nice thing about ND's defense, apparently every play they make is bad, or ASU just messed up. Buckeye homo. 

LOL Sheldon Day makes a huge stop, Spielman doesn't say a fucking word. Assclown I tell you. 

Golson is fucking headache inducing, I am sick of this shit every game, he's the reason why this offense works, but he's also the reason we have struggled more than need be in 2014.  ASU scores immediately 10-3. WAKE UP. 

asd;lkfjads;klfj adsk;lfj adslk;jljg as;ldkgjas;dl 2 straight turnovers, is Golson the worst QB in the nation? Bring in Zaire. 

Got them right where we want them... this wine is delicious at least. 

If someone doesn't block, this is game is gonna be over real soon.

Well, that first quarter was HORRIBLE. Let's hope ND decides to play real football now. 

Football is hard when your QB basically hands the other team 21 points. This is fucking pathetic for a 4th year player. Embarrassing. 

Well, at least ASU has to drive from out of their on territory this time... 

Sheldon Day is the only guy playing today, the kid is a stud. 

I am real close to watching shitty SEC game that's not Bama at LSU. FUCK MY LIFE
Odds of VanGorder killing someone: 3 to 1 right now.

Notre Dame's secondary is fucking slow, they are getting so fucking exposed, FSU didn't expose them this badly. WOW.

I will say if Notre Dame had beaten FSU, this would hurt so much fucking more.

OMFG we scored a TD. Will Fuller is a playmaker, good for him, but this game is so over it's stupid. ND needs a miracle, 2012 Pittsburgh game style.

2nd half is upcoming.. I'm so excited.. I'm so excited... I'm so scared.......
Seriously what the fuck was that ABC? some shitty fake party with a 39 year old DJ?



It's obvious ND has abandoned the run, because Cam is better in pass blocking. This is horrible.
Will Fuller is the man, he's been the man all year. The guy just understands how to be a playmaker. Love him.
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Done with Golson, he is an absolute joke, is this 2011 again with red zone turnover tommy.

Maybe this asshole Ben Koyack could try to block someone? I don't know, seems prudent.

Notre Dame's defense has stepped up in the 2nd half, now can we do anything offensively?

I like how people were talking about how ND would adjust to the hot weather, pretty sure there have been like 8 more ASU guys dying on the field this game.

PUNCH IT IN YOU DIPSHITS

SNEAK THE FUCKING BALL!

Reach the ball out Cam, what the hell is that?

If they overturn this, I am going to break my TV.

Notre Dame is only down 10 with half a quarter left.. Golson magic one more time?? VanGorder is a genius.

This is amazing having Cam in the game to block the blitz.

OH MY GOD.  I JUST GOT LIGHT HEADED YELLING SO HARD!!!

Hey Taylor Kelly, you scared right now????

What is Redfield doing?

JUST FUCKING HEARTBREAKING.

Honestly, where was this all game? We could eat ASU's middle all day.

wow, that was pathetic.............. FUCK\

I admire ND's fight, but you can't turn the ball over like they did, they deserved to lose this.

I will say this ND fans, anyone being realistic saw 10-2 at best this season, we are too young on defense and most of our playmakers are coming back. It hurts now, but look big picture.
8pm et

Alright I haven't pulled a Brittany Maynard, let's geaux Tigers!

Boom LSU forces a punt #GeauxTigers

Oh give it to LSU. Great catch.